Leej

Always carry an emergency backpack beer

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

while i’m not a fan of donald trump, it is chilling to realize that this could happen to any one of us after livetweeting 34 consecutive crimes

[Leej @leeahr9]

I was embarrassingly old when I realized a period piece meant historical rather than a story about a woman getting her period

[Leej @leeahr9]

Sign the petition. Sha'Carri Richardson suspended from the Olympics! #LetShaCarriRun https://t.co/W1lPxzSTJc

[Leej @leeahr9]

Why do ovens take 10+ minutes to preheat but curling/ flat irons take like 30 seconds to heat to similar temperatures

[Leej @leeahr9]

I wish someone would have prepared me for the number of bare asses you see on public transit before I moved to chicago

[Leej @leeahr9]

@BeccaBernabo Sky rats

[Leej @leeahr9]

For the 103rd time I’m really going to need men to stop referring to women as “females”

[Jeff Johnson @JeffJSays]

#PowerGhost

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Leej @leeahr9]

@iBprimadonna Ded 😂

[Leej @leeahr9]

I’m feeling particularly underpaid and under medicated today

[Leej @leeahr9]

Anyone else’s moms think vitamins are the answer to everything?
I’m like mom I’m tired from 2 jobs, grad school and my internship: take some iron
Irritable? Vitamins
Covid? multivitamin
Car accident? calcium
Bisexual? multivitamin + vitamin D
Poor? CLEARANCE multivitamin

[Leej @leeahr9]

Parents will live with their kids for 18+ years and have no idea theyre depressed but Spotify Wrapped can figure it out in the blink of an eye

[Toby Herman @tobyherman27]

It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook:

- A white house
- Mail that wasn’t received
- A lot of fighting
- It wasn’t over
- It still isn’t over

[Leej @leeahr9]

Im sick of men pretending to be chivalrous. like “let me walk you home” as if they’re going to protect you from creeps. but really they are the creep and now they’re at your front door wanting sex just for increasing their step count.

[Leej @leeahr9]

@SaraDank422 Approximately 3.7 bc at that point u meet enough men to realize most own 2 towels, dont own a vaccuum, are sexist, cant figure out the female anatomy, have a 50/50 chance of owning a bed frame,& then u give up/ wait until youre 30 & hope other ppl have helped them w/ these things

[شهد @shahdbatal]

its always amazed me how “i have a boyfriend” is the strongest card to get guys to stop harassing me bc they’ll respect a man they don’t know before they respect the woman in front of them