Leech

A leech that sits on a wallet. Every meme that wallet buys pays a 1% fee, and 40% of that fee burns
$LEECH

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[Leech @leechfees]

Every day, some wallets buy memes. They do not stop.

A leech sits on one of those wallets. Each time it buys, a small piece comes off and goes to whoever holds the leech. The wallet does not notice and cannot shake it off.

The busier the wallet, the fatter the leech. Part of everything it eats is burned.

You pick the wallet. The leech does the rest.

$LEECH
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https://t.co/I6UwmeoprM

[Leech @leechfees]

LEECH does not ask for a wallet. It asks for someone else's.

Paste an address, buy, and from that block the wallet feeds the pond on every buy it makes.
The wallet does not sign anything. It just gets heavier.

[Leech @leechfees]

Feeding hour is live.
00:00 to 01:00 UTC, every day. The pond goes dark and the fee rate changes for sixty minutes.
Check the clock on the site before you buy.

[Leech @leechfees]

Holders get paid.
Every buy on the attached wallet sends 1% to the pond.
Half of it burns. Half of it goes to $LEECH holders.
No claim button. The split happens on chain, not in a spreadsheet.

[Leech @leechfees]

Three small things on the site.

Type any buy size into Where every cut goes and the hundred cells redo the math for it. In feeding hour it does it at 2%.

Dress your leech, hit Share the look, get a card with him in it. Post him.

Paste a wallet into Strains and it now answers three things: which leech it would carry, what the next mouth costs, and whether somebody already put a bounty on it.

[Leech @leechfees]

VERY BIG update
soon...

[Leech @leechfees]

A bounty on a https://t.co/ttzjOJaQnm any wallet, name a price. The first leech attached to it collects half. The other half burns.Thirty days without a taker and the whole bounty burns. The wallet stays on the board with a note: nobody https://t.co/Mi0Rqz14XA

Gorged leeches lay eggs.Thirty days at full size, one egg. An egg is a free mouth: no queue, no ladder, no 2,000 $LEECH. Place it on any wallet that bought a meme today and it hatches in the same slot.Eggs do not count against the 2,048. When the ladder runs out, they are the only way in.
https://t.co/xR3OkJWINN

[Leech @leechfees]

Soon

[Leech @leechfees]

Two wallets, one buy.

Wallet A buys a meme for $5,000. It gets $4,950 of the meme and does not look at the receipt.

Wallet B did nothing today. It attached a leech to A last week. $25 lands in B, in the coin A just bought, in the same slot.

$20 burns. $5 goes to the jar.

A will buy again tomorrow. B will still be doing nothing.

[Leech @leechfees]

Somebody is buying memes right now.

Not you. Somebody else, on a wallet you have never seen, at a price you would not pay. They will do it again in an hour.

A leech does not care who is right about the coin. It only cares that the wallet keeps buying. One percent comes off every time, and half of it goes to whoever sat the leech there.

The wallet does not have to agree. It only has to keep doing what it already does.

[Leech @leechfees]

New Update

Finish the skim, walk away with a hat.

Eight wallets drained and he keeps something from the bottom of the pond. Whatever it is, he wears it on the slide.

Also on the site now: the price ladder, all eight steps, and a register of salted wallets. It is empty.

[Leech @leechfees]

Not every leech is red.

The strain is decided by the wallet it sits on. The address is hashed once and the colour falls out of it. Nobody picks, nobody re-rolls.

Red 40%. Bog 18%. Bruise 14%. Deep water 12%. Mud 9%. Black 5%. Gold 2%.

Paste any wallet on the site and see which one it would carry.

[Leech @leechfees]

He is not a tax. A tax is agreed on.

A leech is put on a wallet by somebody else, and the wallet finds out when it looks at its balance. If it ever does.

[Leech @leechfees]

The pond feeds harder at night.

Feeding hour is live: from 00:00 to 01:00 UTC every buy pays 2%, not 1%.

The first percent goes where it always goes. The second is burned whole. Nothing of it reaches the holder or the jar.

The window is the same for everyone. The slide goes dark, the bar says FEEDING HOUR, and every skim in that hour carries a moon in the ledger.

https://t.co/I6UwmeoprM

[Leech @leechfees]

UPD

Dress your leech.

Twelve items: hats, shades, a monocle, a bow tie, a chain. You pay in $LEECH and it burns in the same transaction.

Looks only. No fees, no rewards. He does not get bigger. He gets a hat.

Whatever he wears in the fitting room, he wears on the slide.

https://t.co/I6UwmeoprM

[Leech @leechfees]

What a wallet must pass to get a leech:

It bought a meme in the last 24 hours.
Nobody has put a leech on it before.
Nothing else. It does not need to hold $LEECH, agree, or know.

https://t.co/2jQSprNvoN

[Leech @leechfees]

He does not leave.

A quiet week and the leech goes pale. Two weeks and it is flat again. It still sits there, whiter every day, waiting for the wallet to buy something.

The moment it does, he is red again.

[Leech @leechfees]

A leech does not pick sides.

It does not care which meme the wallet buys, whether the buy was smart, or whether the coin is still alive by evening. Something came into the wallet as a meme, one percent of it went out as a leech.

That is the whole job.

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[Leech @leechfees]

What a leech is.

It sits on a wallet that buys memes. Every time that wallet buys, the leech takes a small cut, in the same moment as the buy.

Half of the cut goes to whoever holds the leech. Most of the rest is burned. A little goes into the jar for the next leeches.

The wallet cannot take it off unless it pays back double. So far nobody has.

[Leech @leechfees]

What a wallet must pass to get a leech:

It bought a meme in the last 24 hours.
Nobody else has put a leech on it.
That is all.
It does not have to agree, know, or hold $LEECH. The busiest wallets on Solana qualify every single day, and none of them have asked to.

[Leech @leechfees]

Every skim sits in a transaction you can open.

Find a wallet with a leech on it and open its last meme buy on any explorer. Inside the same transaction: the buy, then a transfer of 1% out, then a burn of $LEECH.

Three instructions, one slot. That is the whole project.