Emily Leech

guaranteed to tweet annually

[Emily Leech @leechios]

Dear people from high school, I don’t want to be involved in your pyramid scheme.

[Emily Leech @leechios]

I can’t afford to stay home sick from work because I need to be able to pay for my medical bills. Merkuh

[Emily Leech @leechios]

There’s something we can all agree on: the “skip intro” button on our Netflix series is the best thing to happen in recent times

[Emily Leech @leechios]

Okay but how can Macy’s still afford this much pyrotechnics

[Emily Leech @leechios]

All these kids on tik tok dressing like it’s 1997

[Emily Leech @leechios]

I miss you, Target

[Emily Leech @leechios]

Tried to do the “woah” move with my sister. Apparently I’m embarrassing.

[Emily Leech @leechios]

Capital One: We’re here for you during this unprecedented time.

Also Capital One: Your payment has posted.

[Marty O @martoo14]

Update: Not all sports are cancelled

[Emily Leech @leechios]

People’s true colors come out when there is a global pandemic...or you take a trip together. Would not suggest either.

[Emily Leech @leechios]

I just want a charming little cottage that’s clean, in a good neighborhood, and under a million dollars. Thanks for nothing Orange County but I’m moving to Idaho where at least there are potatoes.

[Tony Starch @_CakeBawse]

It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.

[Emily Leech @leechios]

Congrats to everyone getting engagement rings lately. I’ve just been getting another chin.

[Fresno Monsters @USPHLMonsters]

LEEEEEECH!!!!!! 🚨

[Emily Leech @leechios]

I like Christmas time cuz I can pretend I’m wrapping presents in my room but I’m really hiding from my family and watching Hulu

[JTE @JTEmoviethinks]

Literally me 2 min ago. #EarthquakeLA

[Emily Leech @leechios]

"Yeah lemme just check my bank account real quick"-me daily

[Emily Leech @leechios]

"Em I need your help. I need you send 8 pictures to a guy"-Grandpa

[Emily Leech @leechios]

There's an older couple walking laps in Target and dammit if that ain't me in 40 years

[Nicky @nickturani]

Stayed up all night putting this info together