- kissed: no..
- drank: ALL THE TIME
- smoked: Yes
- had sex: no..
- used drugs: ehh
- watched porn: yes
- sent nudes: yes
- got a tattoo: one of those paper tattoos that come off a day later
NO MORTY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS ALL REAL ITS-ITS ITS ALL CANON MORTY. EVERY SINGLE SHIP MORTY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, ALL DI-DIFFERENT REALITIES ALL OF THEM REAL. Y Y Y YOURE MY BITCH IN MOST OF THEM TOO MORTY DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. YOUR MY BITCH MORTY