paisley

the unrequited love for life

[nhi @onenhillion]

goldfish blind boxes!

[james @jms_tny]

One time on a podcast appearance Kelly mantle asked what you’re supposed to do during marvel movies and the person was like “what do you mean you sit and watch it” and she said “I always feel like i’m supposed to be doing something more”

[Marsupidani ۞🇵🇸 @marsupidani]

Va a pasar una cosa super graciosa con las polillas de tu habitación

[rom @rommeldrawlines]

No AI. I made these using pen and markers in vellum paper and too much coffee🧍‍♂️

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

the land honey the land

[paisley @leeepais]

what a perfectly horrible ending to the worst week ive ever had

[Kevin Soupencer @SouperStar219]

Bismillah he knew they were done for

[𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 @ihatefruitsz]

DO NOT GET ATTACHED TO THIS KPOP SHIT IT WILL K!LL YOUUUUUUU

[paisley @leeepais]

idk anything about pokemon but i would die for you peakychu

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Peakychu is a pale Pikachu in Pokémon Pokopia with a small tail after sharing too much of her electricity to help her sick friends

[Alysa Liu Updates @AlysaUpdates]

Alysa says all her friends came over and dug through the piles of Olympic gear that she brought home from Milan:

“I pick hanging out with my friends over a session, and if that makes me a worse skater, so be it,” she says. “I don't care. I will jeopardize whatever.”

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

Thinking about Jenna Marbles rn…

[human @vladimirlesbian]

Hey does anybody know when I’ll stop feeling like a child pretending to be an adult

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[normal rey 🪿| GIVE ME THAT ASS XIAFEI @_run2you__]

why does everyone do drugs was i the only one that listened when the adults said not to do drugs

[rosie @snailtattoo]

What Are You Suppsoed To Do In Your Twenties When Everyone Around You Suddenly Seems To Be In Love

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

2026 is the first year where i have not slipped up and written last year’s date even once. foreboding omen somewhat

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

women friendships are the reward for surviving this evil world

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

Elderly dog ​​overcomes shyness and signs up for a telekinesis course for dogs