leah

denial is a river in egypt

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i believe in vaccines and hormonal birth control and red dye 40 . like fuck it

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes I’m late because I stay like this for a long time

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m an astronaut
You’re the mothafuckin mooooooooooon

[vesky @veskyxd]

taking adderall and googling some
bullshit

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[Lance Ulanoff @LanceUlanoff]

Going to tell my great grandchildren that these were my best friends. #ArtemisII

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO TRUMP ON OPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S THE ONE WHO GOT IT CLOSED. IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO OPEN AND CLOSE THE SAME DOOR. ALSO, CONGRATS TO DONALD ON THINKING HE'D LOSE THE WAR IN 4-6 WEEKS BUT INSTEAD LOSING IT IN 38 DAYS. AHEAD OF SCHEDULE!

[brandon* @brndxix]

Graphic: Posted ✅

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

You’re like the prime example of that

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this daylight is in fact saving me

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Does anyone have any Good News

[mac @MacDoesIt]

What a crazy time. I wish Congress was real

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

when you meet a woman who’s homophobic it’s kind of like woah… throwback. didn’t know they still made you guys

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I struggled so much with the idea of mortality as a child that after I heard the OxiClean guy died I couldn’t sleep for weeks

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my homies HATE red delicious

[actually @CentristMadness]

Very few people in the history of the world have ever looked this bad

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Rioters are painting FALSE TUNNELS on the sides of mountains in order to make agents SMASH their trucks down into MUSICAL ACCORDIONS