Lee Ewen

Writes stuff, comedian , Poker player and self appointed poster boy for grumpy blind people in the West Midlands.

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Fancy watching me doing stand up?
Here you go... https://t.co/LgjNVFREba

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@samthecat1 @DavidEssexNews Cheers Teresa, she was in a different class to the rest of us

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@DavidEssexNews Our house was filled with your music when I was growing up. My mum, Lyn,adored you and followed you from the 70’s until yesterday when she passed away.
Thank you David, Hold Me Close will soundtrack her final journey in a few weeks.

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@JustNickie2 @DavidEssexNews Thank you

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@NS2992309302 @DavidEssexNews Thank you

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Big congratulations to Pep Guardiola on his new contract #COYS

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@BBCCWR In other news, this Warwickshire man believes that that Warwickshire man also has the worlds smallest collection of friends

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@bushontheradio Of course, where else would I wash them?

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Think I’m going to head to BlueSky.

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@SkySportsF1 The word race is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

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@jophilpott23 I can’t work out how I ever afforded it
I’ve just checked and 20 B and H gold is £18 at Tesco

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18 years without a cigarette

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@agirlcalledlina A colostomy bag of Tories

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Someone we know shared this from their time in a Saudi hospital
Hoping that @AteA1000chips is fully up to date with her code white training
Also, WTF is a code white ?

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Crime pays

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NEW: NBC reporting that the Dept of Justice is looking to wind down two of the federal prosecution cases against Donald Trump.

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@hendopolis Obviously, it’s not election interference when Nigel does it

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I used to like Twitter

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Fair play to that Australian senator

I don’t want a king either

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@AteA1000chips Sometimes I’m too tired to cook ,could I have a chilli, please?

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What a marvellous day of football

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Isn’t it about time? We had mambo number six?