Lee Greenway

Writer. Editor. Designer. Train nut. Woodworker. Gadgeteer. Homebrewer. Tinker. Tailor. *Really bad* golfer.

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

On a road trip with the family. Back of the SUV is full of suitcases, coolers, fishing gear, and golf clubs. Get to one of our interim stops... pick up a nail in a tire. And where's the spare? Yep. Remind me again why we abandoned the tailgate-mounted spare.

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

My guess for the "Discovery of Witches" finale: someone learns why it's cataclysmically stupid to taunt a witch whose first major act of combat magic was to *conjure up a bow and arrow made of fire and straight-up shoot someone in the chest.*

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

Cats occasionally act as though they're trained, and then suddenly change behavior completely. As you repeatedly fail to bring the beast back into compliance, look at its face... learn that expression, for it is the face of a creature that has successfully trained a lesser being.

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

Norwegians: Let's strap on skis and slide across snowy, icy terrain...

Athletes: That sounds dangerous.

Norwegians: ...while carrying a loaded rifle.

Athletes: What.

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

Give the kids the run of the biscuit tin, that's where the anarchy starts...

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

Buy expensive equipment, then spend four hours losing it while drinking and driving. #DescribeASportBadly

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

So, it seems to me that Ken Jennings sees Jeopardy! as a sport, one at which he's a champion - a fact he can never let the world forget. Mayim Bialik sees it as a chance to be a part of an educational experience. Guess which one I prefer.

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

@actioncookbook MARVIN: When I get that feelin'...
CDC: You should see a doct....
MARVIN: I want sexual healin'....
CDC: That's just..... no!

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

#AltimaWeekendContest Sun Records, Chattanooga Ghost Tours, Southern Belle Riverboat, UGA game, Gibson Guitars Nashville

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

Sippin' an icy beverage, ready to rock 'n' roll at @MaconBeerFest with @GAAleTrail - stay tuned for updates from the event.

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! @MaconBeerFest @GAAleTrail

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

Sweeeeeet! RT @old4th It's official y'all, the first legal distillery in the City Of Atlanta in over a hundred years!http://t.co/SxnxCF7KnV

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

@sweetwaterbrew THAT's the kind of engineering project to make a grown man cry.

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

It was hard to roll out this morning, then I remembered: cask ale on Saturday! @MaconBeerFest @MaconBeer @GAAleTrail

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You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - CS LEWIS (1898-1963)

[Lee Greenway @leegreenway007]

@altonbrown Wait, you mean there are people out there who bake cornbread in something other than a cast-iron skillet? Why?!