Lee Montgomery

Rubs feet for money. Need more dogs.
I live by the sea now and I am fecking cock-a-hoop about it.
Don't be a dick.
She/her.

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

@L3GSV Live, laugh, love, set fire to it.

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

@thismorning My friend met Dermot in Belfast, way back in the day.
He kissed her on the cheek and she has never washed her face since.
#thismorning

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

Can Karishma not stick with her original oil?
Grey doesn't scream buy me. #TheApprentice

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

First, what a lovely family.
Second. "I'm Dilly. I've sorted a warehouse and now I'm sorting all the storage in an entire house.
"I'm Euan. I'm going to show you how to clean a patio with a lemon peel. Might do a mural." #sortyourlifeout

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

@thekatebutch Loved you. Definitely my winner. Unfortunately that doesn't come with 50 grand and a crown. Thst rose outfit was amazing ❤️

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

If anyone bleeps Jeff, we ride at dawn.
#BRITs #BRITsAwards #brits2026

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

"So we can leave you to sort out the In Memorium section?"
"No worries. I'm all over it."
"And sort the host for that part?"
"Sure,sure, why not."
"You want us to check it before it goes out?"
"Dude, stop. It's impossible to feck up a tribute to the recently deceased." #Brits2026

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

Oh, they are.

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

I'm surprised they aren't just bleeping out the songs at this point. #Brits2026

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

£49.99? Are you insane? Have they never shopped?

#TheApprentice

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

@benshephard Was watching you interview Marvin and Ben, and I thought, thats so weird having to let on you weren't right beside them the whole time.

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

@domdyer70 @LozzaFox @Heccles94 He is so thirsty for attention he'll spew out any old rage bait. Imagine being him and still thinking you are relevant.

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

Oh well, if I must.
#themaskedsinger

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

If it's not Brenda Edwards, I'll eat a toastie.
#MaskedSingerUK

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

Alright Peaky Blinders, calm yourself. #TheApprentice

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

£5 per canapé??? Jesus, Irish mamies at wakes could be cleaning up.

#TheApprentice

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

What qualifies you for this food task?
"I've seen canapés."

#TheApprentice

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

These clues would give 3-2-1 a run for their money.
Excuse me for not knowing Ben Fogles birth post code.

#TheMaskedSinger
#themaskedsingeruk

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

@domdyer70 Absolute scumbags.

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

Not being funny, but Jonathan Pine is a terrible employee. Absolute liability.
I mean he's keen. But essentially does not meet deadlines, or get results.
And everyone else is dead.
2/10. Would not hire.

#TheNightManager #TheNightManagerS2

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

Please don't leave us waiting another decade. Fantastic finale, but God I'm fuming. #TheNightManager

[Lee Montgomery @leehotmess]

What is wrong with these people? #The1PercentClub