leehza caragay

Life is too short to be looking for the missing sock.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Trump: I can't even draw a woman.

Eric: My dad never doodles.

RFK Jr: Trump drew a perfect map of the Middle East by memory.

[Brendan Gutenschwager @BGOnTheScene]

“No Kings” protesters assembled to form a message reading “TRUMP MUST GO NOW!” at Ocean Beach in San Francisco, California today

[Madeline Pendleton @JeanGreige]

I’m Californian. If my city gets bombed and I die just know that I don’t think it was Iran I think it was the U.S. government and that I hate those evil fucks.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

I spoke about my dyslexia.

I know that’s hard for a brain-dead moron who bombs children and protects pedophiles to understand.

[Slim Thick ᥫ᭡ @slim_ma97]

I miss when AI stood for Allen Iverson.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

Someone called Kash Patel old mortgage eyes, one fixed and one variable… and I can’t stop laughing at that.

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

The Trump Administration is spending more time investigating the people who are reading the Epstein files than the people who are implicated in the Epstein files.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually fell in love with this sentence:
"Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach."

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Yes it does.

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

This lady on TikTok tried making her hair like Teyana Taylor’s hair but failed… Teyana Taylor and her stylists paid her a visit for a makeover and it’s awesome!!!🤩

[Monie.🌹 @chillwithmonie]

I don’t know what he said exactly but I think he called you a punk ass bitch @DonaldTrump

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

Greenland, i think you can sleep tight 👍

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[YH @Yemihazan]

Diddy hired a videographer to film him for weeks during the early days of his court case, only to end up not paying for service rendered bcos he lost the case, the videographer went on to sell the footage to 50 😂

[leehza caragay @leehza]

What @ariannecaragay texts me during the day 🤣🤦‍♀️

[leehza caragay @leehza]

@AlTheBoss03 Mervyns

[leehza caragay @leehza]

Nothing like coming home with your hands full and having to chase after your dog down the street almost tripping over yourself

[leehza caragay @leehza]

Something about banana bread baking and the smell taking over the house is soo intoxicating.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Amen