My ex neighbor 🏠 had me hold on to her package & sent her boyfriend pick it up ( she accidentally had it mailed to her old apt 📦🤦🏽♀️). I would ALWAYS see him looking at me when she lived next door, but it was nothing more👀….He arrives, I come to the door with my robe on (barely tied cuz I’m thinking it’s gonna be a quick exchange)….& in the midst of moving too fast, my robe FLIES open exposing my DICK 🍆😳🫣…he screams “WOW!!! lemme HELP u with that!!! 😍👅”….I thought he was talking about help with the PACKAGE , but then again who’s complaining? 🥴🔥😈💦🍑