The year is 2030 fuel is ยฃ28 a litre, Freddo's are now ยฃ12, the cheapest houses are now ยฃ900k, the retirement age is now 101, a full time job is now 80 hours a week, minimum wage has only gone up 86p, pints costs at least ยฃ18 and there is still fucking pot holes everywhere.