DutchInLaw

Moment-catcher. Social media and world explorer. Country-hopping photographer.

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@BertochHiram Loved the Grade 4 curriculum! Do you have any idea when 3 will be out? Thanks so much.

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eighth:ESSENCE Album by rada neal https://t.co/HVlr6ZXYia via @pastemagazine

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Composed Catching Album by Rebecca Wood https://t.co/W1VwgVi9a9 via @pastemagazine

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@Maassluis24 Wat doet de legerhelikopter boven de Nieuwe Waterweg? Die vliegt al een paar uur heen en weer.

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@MaassluisNu Wat doet de legerhelikopter boven de Nieuwe Waterweg? Het vliegt al een paar uren heen en weer.

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Me: *comes into room* Getting my headphones. Too much yelling.
Husband: Outside?
Me: Yes, at the playground. Headphones don't help with internal screaming.

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Whoever said, "It's never too late to start over!" probably didn't mean that hairs that fell out postpartum should grow back as grey.

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We were waiting at our local CJG /pediatrician's office. A little girl walked in and stared at my chubby baby. He stared back. "He's a beginner," she commented. Well, she's not wrong.

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Just found leftover carrot purée in my baby's neck folds and on the back of his head. So it begins. #parenting #eatyourveggies

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Sometimes I worry about when my kids will become teenagers. For example, where will I hide my snacks ? #parentingproblems

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1921: She fed him chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne and praised him for conquering the polo pitch.
2021: She fed him bacon and eggs and praised him for conquering the rotting wood underlayer and shower basin.

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1821: They kissed in the middle of the ballroom, amidst haughty nobles, and sparks flew.
2021: They kissed in the middle of the bathroom, amidst power tools, and sparks and sawdust flew.

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When I can't keep up with the renovation mess, passports, pre-crawling baby, and stressed friends, I'd like to believe that #BrunoMars still thinks I'm amazing just the way I am. Thanks, 2010.

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Just saw my husband shake what looked like a mayonnaise jar onto his cereal. "Maybe he's just having a REALLY Dutch morning," I thought. Turned out to be applesauce. #mayonnaiseoneverything #ExpatLife #Holland

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Me: *listens to Italian audio Bible*
D: It sounds like a soap opera.
Me: Well, have you read Genesis? It is kind of like a soap opera....

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At what point should we inform our 3yrold that the different grocery delivery people are not, in fact, each named Albert Heijn? #albertheijn #expatlife

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Convenient when other house occupants are too young to be suspicious of chocolate pudding encrusted pans in the sink from last night. #ignoranceisbliss #moreforme #latenightsnack

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Nine years ago snow meant exotic photos as I roamed European cities. Now snow means miniature boots, cocoa, and snowmen. #lifestages #parenthood #travel

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Resurrecting this old work/volunteer account to use for blogging and writing. Hello 2019.

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Verdubbelingsactie 2018 meer dan geslaagd!: https://t.co/p8LRUzWCxY via @YouTube