Lily

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[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Cause you’re a good girl and you know it

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT

[R🥷 @rad1sharif]

So tempted to do the £99 mystery holiday but i just know with my luck they will probs send me to ukraine

[mtrkz @coldwaterat2am]

how it feels when you're depressed and someone starts talking about God

[jim (normal) @nissan_roguer]

The lion doesn’t concern himself with Microsoft teams notifications

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

the students are posting again….

[Jake @JakeWally]

Decided it was time to teach Mabel about 9/11

[no labels, just mary ࣪𖤐 @seeunsbeloved]

tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef
that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

[Mrs. PrettyASF ᥫ᭡⟡ @crystalbaee1]

Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river

[kyłee ❦ @omarslawyer]

I CACKLED

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

he’s trash talking

[clitorious @clitamorphosis]

fastest easiest painless way to kill myself