Colleen Hofmann

Writer, raconteuse, extroverted introvert, craft beer lover, grand ideaist. Dreams in digital, tweets in sarcasm.

[Mallory O'Meara @malloryomeara]

Halloween starts September first - adjust your TBRs accordingly. I don’t make the rules

[Gabriella E. Smith M.A. @Explanimals]

So pleased to announce that my paper, "If I Fits I Sits: A Citizen Science Investigation into Illusory Contour Susceptibility in Domestic Cats (Felis silvestris catus) has just been published in AABS! #IfIFitsISits #CatSquare #CitizenScience #CommunityScience

[Colleen Hofmann @leen_machine]

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion Festive pup in his festive scarf

[Mallory O'Meara @malloryomeara]

I need an app that connects you to someone who just finished the same book you did so you can talk about it.

[Rebecca Mehra 🧀🏃🏽‍♀️ @rebecca_mehra]

I went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I was walking in I heard a woman yell to me from her car. I walked over and found an elderly woman and her husband. She cracked her window open a bit more, and explained to me nearly in tears that they are afraid to go in the store.

[Colleen Hofmann @leen_machine]

@jennafranke @selenalarson @RyanPHayes

[Colleen Hofmann @leen_machine]

Because art mimics life. Because the world needs more beauty like this. https://t.co/E8AmwjNeIL

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

Y’all, having sled dogs has been so good for my body image. And not because mushing is a joy-filled, physical outdoor activity, although that’s true. It’s actually something much simpler than that.

[Chris 🐾 @Chris_CPH]

Some are born a peacock, some have to work a little harder to achieve their peacockness. I love this 🦜

[Colleen Hofmann @leen_machine]

Drinking a Narrowback by @Stbonifacebrew at @tellus360 — https://t.co/Is6ALfRBGr

[Colleen Hofmann @leen_machine]

This hearing just reminds me how tired I am of old white men.

[Colleen Hofmann @leen_machine]

I've been doing this for years, and it's the best thing ever! https://t.co/7uyP0d97kE

[SZA @sza]

Low key feel like books r making a comeback .. could be jus me

[Ali Standish (Updates only!) @AliStandish]

The line of folks waiting to pick up foster dogs for the weekend so coastal shelters can evacuate here before #HurricanceFlorence. Many more behind me. Sometimes humans are okay. ❤️

[alex rees @maybealexislost]

“from the state with 84 percent of the u.s. fresh water but none for its residents to drink, i am miss michigan emily sioma” — the new #missamerica2019 pageant did not come to play

[Colleen Hofmann @leen_machine]

Beautiful, well-written essay from a Catholic priest about the crisis facing the church. https://t.co/6vH4UIADZR

[Tasha @tasha_schroeder]

I grimaced when I saw that the latest episode of @callyrgf is about weddings. Y’all. IT IS SO GOOD. What if, instead of your wedding being the only day you get to shine and see the love from your friends, we made the effort to regularly affirm people for who and what they are?