Lee Probert

Creative Technologist, geek dad, ape, not the football referee.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

@LiberNovo hey, I just received my new Omni, but you sent four long screws instead of three long, one short! I can’t put it together now. I have emailed, but could I order one online? What are the specs?

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Nothing says "board of peace" like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

@elonmusk So what? We’re becoming more multicultural. Fantastic! Who gives a shit about the colour of our skin? Being a racist is literally the stupidest, most moronic thing. I thought you were intelligent.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

@rorysutherland Actually not a bad idea. Gift it to them with support, obvs.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

Hands up if you think Trump looks at a map of the world and actually believes that Greenland is nearly as big as Africa.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

Europe need to start negotiations with China to help protect Greenland from the USA. Maybe offer some of the land. Let’s see how Trump likes that.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

@JohnCleese Jiz ya?

[Christopher C. Leon @Christcleon]

Imagine a TV sketch show, but funny.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

Please can you do me a huge favour?! I need to gather some data for a grant application. It's a very small form that will take no longer than 2 minutes. #education
Link here, or QR code in the poster.
https://t.co/OdO5WUDR9n

[EVE Frontier @EVE_Frontier]

The wild Frontier stretches out before you: gain permanent pre-launch access with Founder Access, starting 10 December.

Watch our overview in the latest video, revealed today: https://t.co/iFI3cz09tV

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

Join me in @EVE_Frontier, a new space survival simulation defined by freedom, challenge and consequence. In the shadow of the Trinary who will you become? Join the Frontier community now: https://t.co/F15twawDPD

[EVE Frontier @EVE_Frontier]

In the shadow of the Trinary, who will you become? EVE Frontier: a space survival simulation, revealed today.

Watch the Teaser Trailer now: https://t.co/UkY1xL6m7f

Learn more and register for the PHASE IV playtest (starts Sept 27) https://t.co/lNH5KZIbZr

#EVEFrontier

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

@EVE_Frontier This looks very interesting

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

Being Pro-Palestine isn’t being anti-Semitic, it’s being anti GENOCIDE! Stop this madness. Imagine if we destroyed Northern Ireland because the IRA bombed London.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

@stevecoogan65 what a performance as Jimmy Saville. Astonishing. You did it perfectly. 🙌

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

So this is how we respond to terrorists is it? Imagine if the IRA bombed the shit out of London, so in retaliation we launched air strikes on Belfast.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

@KingsHillPC what is the deal with your 5g network? It doesn’t work at all when you are inside any building. It’s really weird.

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

Can you imagine the smell of BO at Reading Festival right now?

#readingfestival #readingandleeds

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

If a man farts in the forest and there’s nobody else there, is it silent but deadly?

[Lee Probert @leeprobert]

If the Wagner group are mercenaries, why don’t we just outbid Russia and pay them to fight for the Ukraine 🇺🇦?
#UkraineRussiaWar️