‘The Yorkshire moors are a parched desert dotted with the shambling forms of men, walking cacti, spiked from birth to be unlikable, stubborn and though rooted, rootless’
@dannybirchall Parsnips roasted are lovely and sweet but juiced raw (I was curious once) are the most disgusting things I have ever tasted (and I’ve tasted battery acid). I think it’s something to do with the oxalic acid that is removed during cooking.
@dannybirchall Somebody very close to me (who shall go unnamed) used to mush up hula hoops (in their mouth) and then use the mush to fill the remaining hula hoops.