aliciamatthews

[aliciamatthews @leeshamatthews]

@KailLowry Jenelle annoys me just as much as Farrah. Shows much better without Farrah and would me much better without jenelle, she should be on Kerry springer or some drama show.

[aliciamatthews @leeshamatthews]

@kristenalliee Reporting that profile for stalker probs

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@kristenalliee Lol how fucking creepy tho. Like buddy creep alert.

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@DoughertyAlyssa @thepembs Wow sounds like a fuc**** weirdo.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Nooooo not the dog 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/ZentkzvIS9

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Me as a parent 😂 https://t.co/iVrNrz0Pxt

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GET IT WOODY https://t.co/8O7KgBFfAF

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These girls are cruel out here

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When your woman says something freaky af and you shocked at first... https://t.co/CMOmeEu09N

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u can backspace on the iPhone calculator...I'm staring at my phone wondering what else I dont know bout this bitch https://t.co/SnQjaojLve

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"That's my wife" 😂 https://t.co/5Y0zsu2g0L

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What women think makeup can do for them

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me running away from my responsibilities like https://t.co/2IaGg6d2ZZ

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

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Lmao this kid has me weak 😂

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"So why should we hire you?"

Me: "Uhh...because yall hiring."

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Shots fired

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Words to live by