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[micheal @godsb0y]

losing my friend that knows everybody at the party

[Complex @Complex]

Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme

‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Rolling Stone was correct when they put him above MrBeast

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Finally they caught the guy who broke into the bakery and ate all the pies

[katie @katefeetie]

fun part of moving is discovering I own every item! every single item. if it’s an item a person can own, I own it. so I don’t need a job anymore! jobs give you money to buy items and I already own, as I stated, every single item

[🤓 @abigaillj__]

“psychologically cucked by the past”

[Bucky “Beer” Cox, MBA @BigBillBowers]

Roommates started a game whoever knocks it over has to take it out (I live by myself)

[Senerski @Orchestral_Hit]

blind gynecologist be like who's pussy is this

[☀️🌻Milly!!!🌻☀️ @AmeliaButSwag]

hey i just saw u from across the bar and wanted to say ewwwww ew ew ewwwww ewwww go awayyyyy yuckkyyyy

[Leslie @badbitbutitsok]

How to lose a guy in ten drinks

[Kerry Chella @CherryKella]

When Butker misses a kick, a female angel with a higher education and no children gets its wings 🪽

[Emp_Byzantine @emp_byzantine]

Haymitch's own words btw

[John Zannis @John_Zannis]

Pritchard looks different. Lean.

[like she created the fucking rainbow🌈 @Rocioceja_]

If I was Tom Holland I would ask her to perform this for me every morning to start off my day

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

14 years ago today, Zendaya released her self-titled debut album.

[mina. @fentytriIogys]

this bop... zendaya the singer you're so missed

[𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓 @polarnigh7]

DIOS QUE BUENA TRANSICIÓN

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Grace Reiter is joining ‘Saturday Night Live’ for Season 52.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Posters for The Capitol are now appearing at major public institutions worldwide for ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’. 

• U.S. Capitol Building, Washington D.C.
• NATO Headquarters, Belgium
• Independence Hall, Philadelphia
• Democracy Monument, Thailand

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The greatest musical mind of our time being fucking insane will always break my heart