veggie straw fan

I say a lot of bad words

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

someone I work with asked if I had ever dropped acid before and I was like honey.... sometimes I take an extra benadryl so it’ll make me sleep really really good and I feel guilty about it

[latke @latkedelrey]

having a sister is so much fun like i can just facetime her and be like Hi I’m eating an english muffin right now and she’ll be like No way me too that’s wild and then we talk for 3 hours

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

It was 1) so many jobs, 2) big backyard, and 3) pickles

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

The podcast ads are telling me why I should move to Ohio

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

@winemom_culture Lmbo 🙄🙄🙄

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

I tweeted this while I was dating a 43 year old with no job and a drug problem who left me in $10,000 of credit card debt???? Like girl the first warning signs were when his electric bill didn’t get paid and your ass was at the western union inside publix, BE SERIOUS

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

I’ve made so many changes in my life over the last three months and it’s become increasingly easier to immediately recognize something I don’t like and drop it right from the first warning signs. like it’s an amazing feeling

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

@winemom_culture Thank you! ❤️

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

Now that I’m married I think I’ll start tweeting again

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

The only landmark I could even name was a big Hustler Hollywood store

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

Witnessed an accident front row at an intersection today where some moron ran a red light and absolutely wrecked another car, so naturally I called 911 and then could not tell them a single thing about which direction anyone was heading or what kind of cars were involved

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

@InternetHippo

[Dr. Maya C. Popa @MayaCPopa]

A perfect poem about the joys of NOT writing by Ha Jin:

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

@urbudmolly Molly you are LIVING

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

I do scheduling for my job but everyone is remote so I text the same people every day that I’ve never actually met, and there’s one woman who always sends random photos, usually of her orchids, but today it was scuba diving during her “last vacation 5 years ago in the Galapagos”

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

@jamie_hunsaker Honestly same

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

@localgrandma YESSSSS YES YES YES

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

@YoFabGab ❤️❤️❤️ thanks hype queen

[veggie straw fan @leeshleeshleesh]

hey Twitter here’s my official “I am getting married to the loml” post!!!!!