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[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Wait!! Utah?
Utawala ndio ma youngins wanaita Utah?

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

skipped breakfast for weight loss just to demolish 20pc wings for lunch

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

For someone who's very lazy, I actually work very hard. I can't explain it

[hali @chattyreality]

who’s cooking the food at harrenhal

[celo @cel0fc]

Eu tentando tirar um cochilo no ônibus na volta pra casa:

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

“Sorry I couldn’t go to work… a cat landed on my head, then a dog wearing shoes tried to defend me.” 😭😂

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

first in my bloodline to see a human get assaulted by a rabbit

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how i've been with shows, books and movies recently

[. @catuittah]

Agosto tem 31 dias, nenhum feriado e 5 segundas- feiras

Aguenta guerreiros

[mika @mikasagrada]

POV: como é a sensação de voltar para o seu lugar depois de fazer a pior apresentação já vista pela humanidade (a pressão acabou):

[Bammy @ayobamiamisu]

-I whisper “The fuck” to myself at least 25 times a day😂

[mayank @maynkydvv]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[Zerostate @zerostatee]

Life when all the footballers were older than us

[angel @dogood4me]

my stomach growling as if there isnt fat for it to fucking eat

[autist @litteralyme0]

me waking up for work at 6am after going to bed at 5am

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥🐈 @ShaniaWagema]

Eh??? 😭😭😭😭😭

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep and it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

If she doesn't fall like this when I propose, I will collect my ring 😤