There’s been signs I’m autistic as long as I can remember but it was also pointed out to me recently that most people don’t have a favorite meteorologist or type of fire truck.
Many apologies to all the FIFA visitors in town who may or may not have just gotten washed away in this morning’s torrential downpour after potentially dying to heatstroke yesterday…
Welcome to Texas in late Spring 🫣
the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre
I love how delusional some clothing descriptions are. You read the tag and it’s like, “Hand wash only. Tumble dry on low.” Son, you’re a cotton T shirt. You’re going in the washing machine, and whatever happens in there is in God’s hands.
Owning multiple cats is basically running a tiny kingdom where everyone ignores the ruler and occasionally knocks something off a shelf to remind you who's really in charge.
having a cat is great. every day i'm like
'how did i live life before this.' i mean yes the crime rate in my house is up like 40,000% percent. but. worth it for the new experiences every day with this guy.
I want someone to explain to me why, when I was little, I’d leave school, have lunch, play in the street, do my homework, watch TV, take a bath, play at home, and it would still only be 7pm Now I have a coffee, blink twice, and somehow it’s already 11pm at night.
Having ADHD means that you’re completely incapable of cleaning your own bedroom, but if your friend asks you to help them pack up and organize their entire house, you turn into a professional, high-efficiency project manager