princess.👑

brutally fierce//

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

If I had to choose between ending world hunger and hoping the universe would find ways to take you out, I’d choose the latter🙏🏽

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

@Taishoja Tell me if you finish it
Both 3 years now mi ah try finish it and I’m stuck at season 1 ep 3

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

This dude cheating on his abled girl with a mute girl 😭😭😭the heights of man and them fuckry
Him like it bc if him matey bex him naffi hear ar LITERALLY

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

Remember how I told you guys about some dogs that come out at certain time of night and just start bark till morning
Well last night a car claat down one of them yeah man, mi hear when the car lick him and brownie ball out- idk what became of the other dog. Wait to hear them tn

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

@shaxena4u Yeah bc at that point you’re eating peas and rice and peas stew 😭so much peas can’t be good in one sitting

[ARYANDA @AryandaM_]

Can’t wait to come back from work tomorrow.

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

@Ashirmeud Blame humans
Mankind
They took the idea of forgiveness and made it into something else- they have created their own definition for it
That also humans did- they ruined religion. Anything humans are involved with it’s ruined
And that’s the version of religion most despised

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

Some men are just shit men- dem deserve fi get dem gyal tek weh by a badder man

[lane⋆.ೃ࿔* @ilovelying333]

she is so real #respect

[Nanno #Bruxona @NannoMaldita]

A sensação de fumar bêbada:

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

Mi tell yuh dah dirty style deh weh AMAZON have weh me place my order two days ago and unnu just ah tek the money fah
Yk how much spending one can do in TWO DAYS
What if mi did eat off the money Amazon? Then what? Kmt

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

@Rayquanote Oh wow the only horror story I have not heard

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

Maybe a lot of reckless driving/speeding accidents are actually linked to driving under the influence (could be anything) but all that’s reported is that “driver lost control” “vehicle traveling at high speed” where is the deeper statistic? If they were, is that ever published?

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[✞Tito🥷🏽✨ @boluwatito__]

When you get your spark back and life starts feeling exciting again.

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

@DopeLikeLia Put salt in a cup with filtered water 1/3 and suction it over your belly button for like 5 minutes for the first few weeks
I did that with my first but didn’t do that with my second- I wonder if that could have aided

[dee @drumzplzfab]

yall ever had sex in love. that shit is like crack

[$fe✨ @shaxena4u]

I hate letting someone know I like them.. they show me 10374947495 reasons why I shouldn’t.

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

@mauroytweets Homegirl can’t have a whip?😭

[princess.👑 @leexprincessa]

I prefer a 220 dash so I don’t feel bad when I’m going [bleep]

[Amke. @amukelani_02]

no.