Fish

DC sports fan

[Fish @lef1shy]

@PardonMyMeme Firing your coach before September 1st is a low not even the Jets have been to (yet).

(sent with love, I do not want any smoke)

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

WHEN COWS FLY

COLTON COWSER HOME RUN ROBBERY TO END IT!!

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[Fish @lef1shy]

@JPFinlayNBCS @PardonMyTake Didn’t know JP was an AWL

[Duolingo @duolingo]

no. and it's soccer

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"I'm pleading the Fifth 😂😂

You've gotta be kidding me" ~ @AaronRodgers12

#PMSLive

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

put the word out there that we back up

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

Official transcript from the US Senate on May 30, 1866. Senator Jacob Howard, who introduced the 14th Amendment:

"This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens...”

SCOTUS got this ruling 100% wrong. A total travesty.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

NEWS | The Washington Capitals have acquired forward Jordan Kyrou from the St. Louis Blues for forwards Connor McMichael and Milton Gastrin and Washington’s first-round pick (16th overall) in the 2026 NHL Draft.

#ALLCAPS | @Shift4

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

[Brenton “Jetpack” Doyle @riptank1927]

Drink and jack off by myself, there’s Jews in Texas I can tell

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Democracy is a delusion. This seat was bought and paid for by AIPAC.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I bet barn owls were ecstatic to see humans come by and put up barns.

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

Secretary Hegseth: “And I can’t confirm or deny whether we have kamikaze dolphins…. But I can confirm they don’t.”

[Fish @lef1shy]

@JohnCarlsongang @Alznerheimers I was at this game. Tickets for game 6 of the ECF were like $500 when they were up 2-0 in the series. Then they lost the next 3, price to get in dropped to $80. The whole building was expecting the worst and was sitting on pins and needles until this. My fav goal in caps history

[Tiger Lily’s Ghost @tigerlilysghost]

You have a “Coexist” sticker dude I’m not letting you merge