Lynds

I hope you find my twitter as funny as I do

[Lynds @leffling]

Fun drinking game: take a drink every time my sister misses and every time the word Ope gets said

[Alisa the Writer 🐢 @the_alisa_renee]

All of these “lets stop hating each other” commercials are fucking annoying when the source of the hatred and division is sitting in the stadium with his bronzer and 34 convictions watching the game like he’s not awful

[Lynds @leffling]

@austin_etch No it wasn’t

[Lynds @leffling]

@austin_etch hi

[Kikidoodle & Purrmaids @KikiDoodleTweet]

Okay, but hear me out.

What if this is how T-Rexes moved.

[kelly moran @kellymoran]

did anyone else catch the “Best in Rescue Dog Show”???

they had a category for best underbite 😭😭😭😭😭

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

baking the beans

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Emailing my boss every Friday to ask him what his favorite thing I did that week was

[Lynds @leffling]

It’s the bed for me

[Lynds @leffling]

Ask me how I know my boyfriend wouldn’t cheat: bachelor party edition. @austin_etch

[Lynds @leffling]

Non of this easy, and non of it is our choice to make.

[Myka Fox @MykaFox]

stop telling women to practice abstinence like men aren't the ones raping people after they hear the word no.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

He's a 10 but he bankrupted a city after running for mayor when he was 18

[Lynds @leffling]

@TarrynWoelber

[Kevin Johnson MD @dockj]

This is my Family Medicine Physician Super Hero Origin Story:

18 years ago, precisely 2 hours before Mother’s Day, I participated in the most stressful crash c-section of my career in a small town hospital in rural Oklahoma.

[Lynds @leffling]

@Kylie_Krcil I get very bitter about it 😅🥲

[Joe Gurski @j0egurski]

The oranges in my fridge watching me take out yet another Kit Kat Chunky for dessert

[Lynds @leffling]

Something. Needs. To. Change.

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

Get your fucking ass up and give ‘em the old razzle dazzle. It seems like no one wants to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle anymore.