jord 🌟

lesbian david attenborough

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

oh you’re my “best” friend..?? name 37 of my crushes

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

@FisherLeda LMAO

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

i think it’s actually kind of a character flaw to be a hard worker

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

need my gf to go on vacation again so i can lock in on putting my vintage sewing machine that i took apart back together

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

batting my eyelashes at my architect girlfriend till she builds all my furniture and decorates my house for me while i sit here looking pretty!!!!!

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

@FisherLeda kinda the secret ngl

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

randomly obsessed w swimming and ice cream!!

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

save me chill lofi study beats

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

saying “i love you to the moon and back” is crazy when the moon is the actual closest object you could choose from space

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

and u know what. FUCK the soundtrack to coraline

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

at target to buy some stupid ass dumb ass chungus items

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, and Emmylou Harris performing “Bury Me Under the Weeping Willow” on The Dolly Parton Show (1976)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

every day i have 1,0000000,0000000,000000 things to say about everything

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

i have literally noooo idea what my girlfriend’s phone number is

[a flâneur @aflaneurnyc]

The best performance enhancement drug is devotion to a beautiful woman

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

my kids favorite part of the day today by far was when i let them play with sawdust

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

i feel like im the paul revere of gossip at camp rn i need a horse

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

wake up with my beautiful architect girlfriend, turkish eggs in spicy labne at a bar in altadena, bob baker marionette show about trains, sunday crossword, schnitzel and beer dinner, fall asleep in my house full of antiques, ok nice

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

im literally not going thru a hard time rn which feels SO CRAZY LMAO i forgot how this feels……. life lowk so easy and chill…….

[jord 🌟 @leflourchild]

i think “everyone wants to play potions” is a good way to explain a lot of the world