@jswatz@grahamtoday@timcarman@lreiley @ebaueri Today Valley Villa will feast on free bowls of my red bean chili con carne, with skillet cornbread on the side. Noon. You'll be burping after my meal slurping!
@Post_AG When you're in the fast food aisle/you may have to wait awhile/Understaffed and underpaid/servers are as scarce as jade/Do not tremble with surprise/if a robot serves you fries.
@pkcapitol Mitch McConnell, standing firm/causes Democrats to squirm/He don't care if we go bust/That other party he don't trust/And so our frail economy/will go 'ker-plop' for all to see.
@WillOremus The internet is full of cops/having fun with their black ops/While upon you they do spy/they will nab you by and by/for infractions or much worse/They know already of this verse!
I ain't bought a hardback book/since the last Fort Worth chinook/The price tag is a horrid steal/I'd rather buy a Happy Meal/and a decent red merlot/while on my Kindle nice and slow.