aleesha

you may be a turnip but you’re a good turnip!

[aleesha @lefshaa]

@jonnysun AHH OK SO. back in like 2016 there was a reply on here from a girl who wrote a song inspired by this- 1 of the lyrics was “i keep on begging to take to the sky, im growing impatient” and i have been SCOURING the internet looking for it but its goneee 😭 anybody have a link???

[aleesha @lefshaa]

@JayTweetDubbman lol i was approaching normalcy when i met you, thank god

[aleesha @lefshaa]

if we ever chatted on twitter in the god awful years of 2016 and 17 i am so sorry i sincerely do not know what the fuck was wrong with me

[aleesha @lefshaa]

I have not once in my life watched a blu-ray and thought “wow this picture quality is so much better than DVD”

[aleesha @lefshaa]

why do i write my best songs about men i’m so upset

[aleesha @lefshaa]

if my life doesn't look completely different every 5 months all serotonin leaves my body

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I don’t need ketamine therapy I need a walkable city and 20 hour workweek

[aleesha @lefshaa]

they say models won the genetic lottery but I actually think it’s people who can enter REM sleep on a plane

[aleesha @lefshaa]

Every day of my life something hurts and idk if it’s supposed to be that way 🥲

[aleesha @lefshaa]

i love pinterest. i want to see all the images ever created in the whole world

[aleesha @lefshaa]

in LA it’s music blasting, firetruck sirens, and NONSTOP fireworks, often so loud they set off car alarms on my street. It’s been for 4 hours now 🤠

[aleesha @lefshaa]

Almost felt bad about staying up too late tonight then I realized— as if I could fucking sleep through all the noise LMAO

[aleesha @lefshaa]

I wanna see someone do a kickflip in clown shoes

[aleesha @lefshaa]

PSA if you make early morning plans with me you are not allow to cancel after 10pm the night before 🤠 I’m jk . But also not

[aleesha @lefshaa]

being an adult is just making lunchables bigger and bigger

[aleesha @lefshaa]

I just got free therapy, I take back everything I ever said about state Medicaid 😩

[aleesha @lefshaa]

@long_ton Damnnn that’s smart. On the list 🙏🏻

[aleesha @lefshaa]

Any ideas on how to make a lot of money really fast with minimal labor and initial investment involved 🤠🥲

[aleesha @lefshaa]

@sekas99 Hmmm risky but always an option lmao

[aleesha @lefshaa]

I always think about what I’d name the cats if I found them right where they are in these pictures. This one would be Atom. But if he was in trouble I’d say his full name, which is obviously Automated Teller Machine.