skin of my teeth🩸

going to therapy

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

slow drivers when u try to pass them

[fae @demismonarchy]

remember when demi lovato predicted the hontavirus in 2025

[kat @yslnadi]

i didn't wanna get attached to this one guy so i started taking to 2 more guys now I'm attached to all 3 of them

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you

[derek 🤠 @derek553]

It really is that simple folks

[devonne 💋 @demifcknlovato]

I knew the Grammys were a fucking joke the moment they failed to recognize this generational talent

[c @cokebeyc]

realizing that i over shared with the wrong person

[j. #core4fc @jaysoromantic]

at work filling out job applications

[popstetic @popstetic]

Eu no meu dia de folga sem saber se eu durmo ou se aproveito a vida:

[josiah🧍🏽‍♂️ @thejosiahdewd]

i heard “good boy” and i turned but they were talking to their dog

[EBONY @3hollor]

LinkedIn

[manuel @manwelllb_]

my neighbor has had a different guy over all week

[matty @mattybigsky]

when you post a story but haven’t replied to your dms

[Batu El Salvaje @batuelsalvaje]

the new @slayyyter album got me

[inho 🥇 @itto_inho]

Said f**got with a lil too deep of a voice and people started turning their heads around

[niki @veromancce]

when no one’s fun anymore and you’re so bored you could just die

[🍦Sana ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི @sxnxcals]

“starving makes you gain weight”

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

The ibuprofen trying to find the source of pain in my body

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

as a bottom…why would you be paying for uber to receive some dick?