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[David M @DD_McC]

When someone mentions “Diversity and Inclusion” in a meeting and you’re the diversity

[Brooding YA Hero @broodingYAhero]

I think my Author is procrastinating on writing.
How do I know?
Well, when I woke up, I was Thomas Smith, and now I am Zeph Xander Maximus.
I also have been assigned a Hogwarts house, a DnD alignment, a Meyer-Briggs type, a favorite color, a sun sign, and a theme song.

[Lauren 🇵🇸 @treacletatts]

This whole thread was a RIDE. And I want to believe! https://t.co/XeT2H6wlDT

[The Dodo @dodo]

This puppy doesn't know "sit" yet, but his older brother has the CUTEST way of teaching him ❤️

[jordan🎃hanz @JordanHanz]

Using someone's pain and suicide as click bait for a video as you disrespect them, their body, and make jokes about it. Fucking shameful and disgusting. @LoganPaul new fucking low, I have no words. @YouTube do something about this on YOUR platform.

[W @left4far]

@hotpinkmp4 Yes you did. They have a robot now too

[W @left4far]

“Waaaauugh”
-5 minute pause-
*robotic wail*
*loud, wooden clunking*

[W @left4far]

My neighbor is the queen of strange sounds at weird hours

[W @left4far]

Every 4-5 mins I hear an annoyed and sad wail, like someone getting abruptly kicked off the bed. Why.

[W @left4far]

The sounds continue, and I’m leaning towards dismayed.

[W @left4far]

Are the neighbors gettin happy or extremely dismayed.

[W @left4far]

@stvciw 😱😱😱😱😱

[W @left4far]

If u don't put on heels at the end of the day and seduce ur fine self in the mirror ur doing life wrong?

[W @left4far]

When it's Typhoon 10 and v windy and some streets are flooding and u look outside and some ppl are walking around wyd

[W @left4far]

@stvciw Pretty

[Lauren 🇵🇸 @treacletatts]

Not sure I have seen anything as funny as this. https://t.co/47w7BDnrwI