zombie bastard 🍉

writer. former teacher. they/them, disabled, queer, comic book fan, cosplayer, victim of philly sports, BLM, trans lives matter

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

IM IN THE CORNER
WATCHING YOU KISS HER
OHHH OHHH OHHH

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

dropping out with a swift replacement would singlehandedly change the narrative from trumps martyrdom

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

ofc the political class is showing solidarity with trump. they don’t wanna be next

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

trump shooter pictured below

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

cat

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

cool trump is gonna get 320 electoral votes

[Matt Viser @mviser]

From a Biden campaign official: “The Biden campaign is pausing all outbound communications and working to pull down our television ads as quickly as possible.”

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

biden gotta k*ll himself on tv to top this

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

wait the funniest take i’ve seen is that he staged it bc he knew he was gonna lose to biden. absolute insanity

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

what a POS

[Jeffrey Evan Gold @jeffgoldesq]

4:21 PM PT -- A source who has spoken with a member of the Secret Service tells TMZ, Trump was not hit by a bullet. Rather, a bullet hit his teleprompter and the GLASS struck him by the ear.

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

lmao how long did they have to wait to announce this? 20 minutes v

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Trade news: The Kansas City Royals are acquiring right-handed reliever Hunter Harvey from the Washington Nationals, sources tell ESPN.

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

carson wentz, ben simmons, now this. hasn’t PA had enough

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

the shooter knew that trump is secretly a communist or whatever (god someone help they’re gonna kill us all)

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

look americans are stupid but you have to wonder why people are tryna assassinate him. it’s not bc he’s nice

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

shooter was out there looking like Carson Wentz

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

i’m sorry, he said “if you wanna really see something that’s sad, take a look at what happened” and then slapped his ear???

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

@PanasonicDX4500 all week with this shit

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

BILL: So Conspiracy Bill has been thinking on this one

RUSSILLO: (chuckling) okay hit me

BILL: Bronny had a really bad game, I mean really bad

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

JWB was a system assassin

[zombie bastard 🍉 @leftistnerd]

we thought the casty homer was for richard simmons. crazy