fred

this shit ain’t nothing to me man.

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[aj @ajbabyboi]

A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning

[fred @leftnutonfire]

I took the box hehe

[fred @leftnutonfire]

I hate to admit it but I have succumbed to the littlest pet shop trend..

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

calling in lovesick to work

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[fred @leftnutonfire]

Call the amber lamps

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

crackers with cheese :)

[‎ياسمين @chebakiiia]

I love not talking omg

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

how to make something happen

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

after a long day i like to kill myself

[rins @risorins]

i think hes using me for my small tits no ass no job no friends no life and mean personality

[ٰ @memesbyfavour]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[feral goblin @luckylamb420]

drinking 1000 beers and staying out till 1 billion o’clock

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Hey sorry I missed your text I was trying to change the prophecy

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[໊ @user0000O0]

suicidal at 12 was crazy i should've been a tree