TasteTheSoup

Peter Hauschulz, tester of software, player of drums, explorer of security, blurter of ideas, occasional speaker and perennial learner. (he/him)

[SecurityUnicorn @SecurityPony]

Sudo is afraid of nearly everything and everyone, he is really so sweet. But, his fear can look scarey if not understood. 3 metal friends who are on tour stayed last night, and within 3 minutes Sudo let them all pet and give him treats. Never seen him warm up so quickly. Tears <3

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard exploration tip: There is always time to investigate a temporal anomaly, by definition.

[SecurityUnicorn @SecurityPony]

Having a rain coat that covers the belly lets the little warrior run longer without getting too cold.

[R M ⚡🇺🇦 @kingthorin_rm]

Hmmm if we assume this is correct then I'm doing all kinds of things properly 😇

[SecurityUnicorn @SecurityPony]

Pro tip. Dear consultant from big 4 company. If you're sending out a document requiring VPN on public networks... via a public network in the middle of a train station...you may need to read your own document and/or think before you require. Love, the girl in PJs behind you.

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard social tip: A Vulcan can laugh. A Klingon can soothe. A Ferengi can give. Your preconceptions are not facts.

[Wendy Nather @wendynather]

It’s called “learning,” and it’s awesome!

[TasteTheSoup @leftoverBrocco1]

@OriginalOestrus True for many things! There is no perfect time!

[BlackRoomSec @blackroomsec]

*googles* "How to deliver bad news about the woeful state of the IT infrastructure in a positive way that will make people smile and not cry"

(5 mins later)

*googles* "How to make people not cry, like at all, ever"

(1 min later)

*googles* "What candy do most ppl like?"

[SecurityUnicorn @SecurityPony]

So I gave a keynote about my own security story heartbreak. It was hard. Here it is. https://t.co/d02d68tCrO

[SecurityUnicorn @SecurityPony]

enjoy Secure development and team purple? or looking for a change? Come join our team :). https://t.co/4ooKkW6WVP

[TasteTheSoup @leftoverBrocco1]

@MooAsker I wish! I definitely stole that from the infosec community 😬

[TasteTheSoup @leftoverBrocco1]

@MooAsker My squirrel

[Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO]

IMPORTANT: There are only a few weeks left in the year to do all those things you tell the auditors that you do annually.

[TasteTheSoup @leftoverBrocco1]

Maximize your luck surface!

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Dogs' eyebrow anatomy is the latest example of how 20,000 years of cohabitation has made our pets finely tuned interpreters of human emotion https://t.co/ilowEBLaJ8

[TasteTheSoup @leftoverBrocco1]

@day9tv Cherish these times! Your youthful optimism will be tested by the other 386 sequels

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard sanity tip: If there are four lights, say there are four lights.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are many humans in the household right now. and they all seem to have snacks. so i’m going to convince each and every one of them. that i have not eaten. in several weeks

[TasteTheSoup @leftoverBrocco1]

@psiinon @zaproxy @owasp @slack Does google hangouts have some kind of public chatroom option? (Since people are on the groups anyway)
Then again, some may wish to avoid google....discord?!?