Tim Jarratt

He / Him. Dreamer of dreams. Engineering @BackMarket. Previously @Pivotal. Black Lives Matter. Trans Rights Are Human Rights.

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

Me : how do I easily get a count of the number of tickets in my epic ?
JIRA: easy. You can either use two dimensional filter statistics in dashboard. Or filter by Epic link. Or use the Epic Report in project.

Me : did you just tell me to go fuck myself ?
JIRA : I believe I did.

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@Freebox pourquoi paye-je autant pour la fibre quand vos prestataires nous la coupent le vendredi soir au début du week-end ?

Et le pire c’est qu’ils auraient dû terminer mercredi.

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@free pourquoi paye-je autant pour la fibre quand vos prestataires nous la coupe le vendredi soir au début du week-end ? Et la pire c’est qu’ils auraient dû déjà terminer leurs travaux mercredi.

Je ne comprends même pas. C’est absurde.

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

Happy taqueria bar day @NearbuySystems @bryan_w1 @psanford

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

New blog post -- Pairing is Caring

... in which I argue that we should pair because we should care about each other and elevate the team as a whole.

https://t.co/0wVRD5l8z0

[Francisco Ceruti @fceruti]

If people understood that you can do all of this with a single language & codebase, there would be many more Elixir developers.

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@lambdabutz Oh the humanity it’s like bird box here but for reals send help

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

This is either a "well duh" thought or going to earn me some flames I suspect 🔥🔥🔥

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

New blog post, in which I argue that the experience we have at work should be fun

https://t.co/0UB9KefaAS

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@jonrsharpe Thanks for sharing but I’m actually getting out of Python 😂

Spent the last few months writing Python professionally but I’ve switched to Elixir this week.

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

Turns out sometimes writing more lines of #python is better than writing fewer.

Surprised ?

https://t.co/eqdV2k7v9L

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@jonrsharpe Thanks for this. I’ve never come across the mangling before. I’ll have to make an edit to the article and credit you for this 🙇‍♂️

Are you writing much Python these days ?

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@rands 2000 views but only ~190 likes. Yikes. Big yikes.

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@jacques_chester Woah. At first I thought this was a blanket you quilted or maybe a cross-stitch and I couldn’t believe how badass that was.

I mean. Books are cool. But doing a cross-stitch based on the book you’re reading ? That’s real cool.

[Jessie Frazelle @jessfraz]

Someone just needs to make “Feynman”

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@mountain_ghosts Nice moves

[Nicole Sullivan @nicolesullivan.bsky.social @stubbornella]

“To be able to spam people, pay me.”

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@leods92 Where do I sign up for Brazilian language facts. I am here for this content.

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

Been writing a lot more python lately. Decided to take a peek behind the covers of some of the everyday magic behind the #Python programming language.

Curious how python works under the hood ? Let's take a look together.

https://t.co/kIKOvZ1HE9

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

@alexstran @pr0zac Thank you ! I’m rarely ever happy with my work, but this was one case where I finished and had a giant smile on my face.

[Tim Jarratt @LeftSaidTim]

Day 1 of #Zelda #TOTK notebook doodles