Big Rascal

I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing, but neither do you.

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

*satisfaction not actually guaranteed*

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

The greatest part about owning a dog is shamelessly using him as a scapegoat to get out of any and all social obligations just to hang with him. He doesn’t give a fuck, he’s just happy I’m home.

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

Finished Mad Men(again), bought a Zippo(again), and yes I do feel cooler smoking my cigarettes.

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

Absolutely hate that I am now that guy, but put your dogs on a fucking leash when you walk them

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

I just had 2 ladies sit through 11 play throughs (45 minutes) of Closing Time, someone book me a shrink.

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

And I’ve never been one to be critical or negative of anyone’s art, especially music, but like maybe tell your guitarist to shut the fuck up and write better riffs before he hops on Twitter with his holier-than-thou, derisive opinions about bands that crawled so y’all could run.

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

I’ve been out of the music scene for like 3 years now but it never fails to get to me when I see a member of possibly the most generic pop punk/indie band in the scene shitting on bands that were foundational/integral to the scene they are currently a part of.

[Clay @stuffthatilke]

"IF YOU'VE GOT HEALTH INSURANCE FUCKING PROVE IT" is the hardest mosh call ever

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

HOLY SHIT I THINK I (accidentally) TAUGHT MY DOG THAT THE COMMAND FOR “EAT” IS BON APPLE TEETH

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

Seeing all of these angry shitposts toward Bud Light and Jack Daniel’s and all I can picture is Don Draper and Roger Sterling in up in their office chuckling to each other as they count their money, chainsmoke cigarettes, and throw back their 18th drink of the day.

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

My favorite part of the day is the two hours my dog and I take turns yawning at each other.

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

If you order a virgin margarita you’re a moron and evolution is coming for you

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

@agrarianhoe @snacksizeddemon That makes two of us

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

Phrase/theme of the night tonight is most definitely “You don’t get out much, do ya?”

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

White people cooking should use twice the amount of salt, pepper, and garlic that they think they should

[Gee 👑 @GomolemoMzansi]

Unpopular opinions about food that will have you in this position?

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

Foie Gras is barbaric and unethical and should be banned.

[Gee 👑 @GomolemoMzansi]

Unpopular opinions about food that will have you in this position?

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

St. Paddy’s is truly a double edged sword because the only reason I’m not insane from yesterday and able to go in for my shift tonight is because I’m still drunk from yesterday.

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

Either there is 2nd amendment in this country or the police have the right to murder you on site if you carry protection. Which is it?

[Big Rascal @lefty_nonsense]

@mandrs Literally as soon as you develop the hand strength to play power chords you’re home free

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We need to Cyber Bully the fuck out of Warner Bros until they kill this idea and bury it deep.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ films are in the works at Warner Bros.