Pepes Left Bollock

Just hanging about, feeling loose.

Captains Bollock of year 2016

[Pepes Left Bollock @leftytestie]

This weeks #BollockTalk
Lost village happened. Don't know if anyone's mentioned it. It's Tuesday so by now I think everyone alive is aware.

[Pepes Left Bollock @leftytestie]

Was watching some people debate the referendum and there was so much #bollocks being spouted I thought some proper bollocks should return

[Pepes Left Bollock @leftytestie]

Spread the word and your legs, the bollock is BACK #BACKSACK

[Pepes Left Bollock @leftytestie]

Just realised that I've got a bit of a beard growing. Will have to shave that off over summer so I can get a proper tan. Ladies love a tan.

[Pepes Left Bollock @leftytestie]

Could do with the lad buying a new pair of boxers. Me n' righty can hardly breathe in here. Like an asthmatic up Everest smoking a ten pack.

[Pepes Left Bollock @leftytestie]

Some people say it takes a lifetime to find Mr Right. I just look next to me and he's always there. #TwoBollocks #OneSack

[Pepes Left Bollock @leftytestie]

The sack is back #BollockTalk