Leah Kaufman

Not the nutritionist (but hey girl, nice website!)

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

I love you Lyle. You are my rock of Gilbachar.

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

I have never been behind a Ben Shapiro idea as much as I am about his thought that @michaeljknowles should be the next Press Secretary; imagine every press conference starting with a chapter of “Reasons to Vote for Democrats”

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

Austin Franco needs @LucasGageX

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

@hyperstitian @AustinFranco123 This must be a joke

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

@raretealeaf @AustinFranco123 Yes, Christ, a Jew through and through.

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

@BoyGeorge Moshiach now ♥️

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

@annaphelps86 @MosabHasanYOSEF “Breeding” yikes

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

@HandalaSpeaks3 @AdinHaykin1 @dqveed @grok how many Israeli civilians were killed on October 7, 2023

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

So wait we had to watch him die on camera but we can’t watch the trial of the person accused of murdering him?

[Reuters Legal @ReutersLegal]

A Utah judge on Friday weighed a request from Tyler Robinson, the man accused of killing conservative activist Charlie Kirk, to ban live broadcasts and cameras from the courtroom on grounds they violated his right to a fair trial. https://t.co/utGjRS6D4x

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

@PopoolaAyomiku2 Thank you sir!

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

I thought they would have taken Stephen King’s phone by now.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

[C.M. Miller @CrocodileReads]

@JoelWBerry "Open the strait or the bunny gets it!!"

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

The only person who would have a killer punchline for this is Norm McDonald #sad #covfefe

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Untrue, I was at Home Depot last Friday and a guy thought I was Norm McDonald

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

Thank you and goodnight 🤘🏽

[Gene Simmons @genesimmons]

Young lady, go educate yourself. “Goy” literal translation means “people” or “nation”. Think before you speak. You will come off smarter.

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

@KonstantinKisin 1% useful because your algorithm is f’d. I started a new Instagram and it’s full of hasidic teachings and arts and crafts

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

Noam Bettan should be an international superstar but everyone is asleep

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

It's the third time WW3 has broken out in a year and as many smart people have predicted we're all going to die. Like the last two times. It's been a pleasure knowing you all and I hope to see you in the afterlife. Or just back here tomorrow reading the same panic slop.

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

I, for one, will always remember the Ayatollah for his "bushy beard and easy smile."

https://t.co/5x7LUyf5NQ

[Leah Kaufman @legallee16]

@NiqabNancy Who knew you could come to the comment section and STILL see people who think this is not satirical but factual