layn

attorney | real housewives is literally my entire personality she/her

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

wait you guys are getting skinny on wellbutrin?

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Being Midwestern means going to bat for an objectively mid Mexican restaurant where you grew up til the day you die

[layn @legallylayn]

imagine being this much of a fucking loser

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Enes Kanter Freedom responds to reports that he’s ineligible to play in the WNBA:

“I am a woman. I should be allowed to play.”

“Article 13 Section 1 says if you identify as a woman, then you are allowed to play. I identify as a woman, so yes I can play”

[mads @m4dder4ll]

First date idea: we watch purdue play in march madness where I pull all my hair out and scream at the tv like the young college players can hear me and then I drink 8 guinnesses

[۟ @fwngs]

beinf avoidant is so strange like hahahaha that message is Super funny. im not going to reply

[crittur @miwwmiu]

In 2026 I’m going to be beautiful and have fun

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[layn @legallylayn]

i love my son but i think i would have given birth just for the mommy cocktail they give you afterwards

[layn @legallylayn]

oh to be a one year old penguin having a blast with bubble enrichment

[Saint Louis Zoo @stlzoo]

Penguin bubble party? Yes please! 🫧🐧

One-year-old rockhopper penguin Bumi had a blast with bubble enrichment! Keepers set up a bubble machine for the indoor habitat at Penguin & Puffin Coast for a fun bubble party.

[sky @loverscnrad]

me every wednesday https://t.co/eslXmkM7GL

[layn @legallylayn]

the mommy cocktail they give you after giving birth is unmatched i can’t believe i’ve gone 27 years without it

[layn @legallylayn]

just found out anyone can have a letterboxd account woo hoo

[predictable “ana” @alivegirI]

I’ve figured out the names I’ll give my daughter but not my son because not huge on that rn

[jean’s glucose monitor @mirrenelle]

me at the job i prayed to have

[tre @losingmytop]

They should invent a day where I have a good day