@FrazzleDazzzled That's what I told her but she said she refuses to go for women who aren't out lesbians already... But butch women flip hot straight girls. That's their whole thing
Jessica bought me a fabulous watch from my favorite vintage watch shop (Somlo) and conspired with them to have it in the window when I walked by. Of course it was the first one I noticed. But instead of a description, the label said "Happy early birthday Paul." I still didn't get that it was for me, because one of the guys who works there is called Paul. I turned to Jessica and said that he must have a birthday coming up too, but why would they put his watch in the window? Then I noticed she was grinning like the Cheshire cat.
Why is Vintage publishing her book with “Dr” in the byline? Because the book’s marketing is tied to her being an internet main character of the day so her name on the cover has to allude to this? Weird things are happening in publishing.