Just had the most magical morning building a blanket fort with my 5-year-old—we laughed till our tummies hurt and ate way too many marshmallows! The best part of parenthood These tiny, messy, perfect moments ,
Just did a set at the city’s dive comedy club and someone yelled “TAKE MY MONEY” when I joked about overpriced coffee. Sir, I don’t sell crypto—just bad jokes and 0 regrets.