Legend

Son of a Son E.T.C
This too shall pass

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

She cheated🤣🤣🤣

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

You’ll see a married man not being comfortable telling his beloved wife he got a promotion

Coz e know say na mash’anfani amajiri e marry

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

When people hear the words "illegal money" what comes to their head is yahoo yahoo.

Those are the poorest. There are levels to illegal money

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

When an ex joined one of the banks as graduate trainee in Lagos, one of her co-trainees traveled to London almost every weekend and came back just before Monday to resume the workweek.

I don't blame her at all, she had to ex my Ayobo-staying life.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is a life in this Lagos you may never belong to. Some people live in their own Lagos.

The rest of us are just looking up

[bigbird✬🇫🇷 @terrificprodigy]

…but they expect men born into big wealthy families to marry the women praying for a “rich man” to find them

[Mimi🦂 @soft4mimi_]

lol why are we so harsh on men when it comes to sex? some of yall women can’t fuck neither.

[GanaJnr @FinePopo]

You go do second wife? 😁🤔

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Whole time that nigga prolly fighting a battle that he knows you aint even solid enough to express it to, but this yall brain now

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I stand against domestic violence. Why would he flog you like that?

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Nigerian men will eventually wake up to the reality of what they're up against in the dating scene.

They won't date you if you're short, broke, have a small dick or your mom & sis have cancer but una go carry who get PCOS wey no fit born pikin put for house dy call am "partner".

[Allek🦍 @RealAllek]

I went on a date with a woman who spent the first 30 minutes telling me how much she hated dishonest people.
She said,
"One lie is enough for me to walk away."
I nodded.
Then the waiter came over and greeted her by name.
She looked him straight in the eye and said,
"I think you've mistaken me for someone else."
The waiter looked confused.
I was too.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

If i no see exactly wetin I dy find, I go do baby mama my bro.

Marriage is not a do or die affair. I kuku enjoy my own company and my father's house.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

If your dad or mum calls you to report the other person, please don’t interfere or blame anybody. Those old lovers are the worse to ever interfere or pick sides in their fights. Cos by the time they settle, you don’t even know and na you go come feel bad later for picking a side.

I don learn my lesson.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Nothing against you, your choices & I approve of the women chanting "valid" in your mentions.

It is important that we maintain that same energy when your male counterparts make the same tweets about PCOS, bill of health, fibroids etc.

Let everyone play God & preference.

[Queen Aminat @TheQueenAminat]

I have 251 crates left 🥹

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Insult him

[GOLKITDA 🦅⚖️ @_Kamor]

3 weeks ago, my friend was involved in a bad accident. The cars were taken to the Police station, and the next day, we drew up an agreement with the culprit. When we were leaving, the Nigerian Police said we had to pay 50k before we could take our car—the victim's car o.
A few days later, I came to clear the culprit so he could take his car. After I finished, the Nigerian Police said I had to give them 50k to clear the car. I said I didn’t have money, then this diarrhoea-looking woman snatched my phone and told me to go out and look for it.
Na der my crase start. I warned her sternly and told her that if she and her DPO want to keep their jobs, she should hand me my phone and apologise.
I no sabi who I be but fear hold the werey.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Valid.

Any reason you choose not to marry anybody is valid. It is your life.

I just don't want to see tears from anywhere when a man list his own reason for not committing to a woman.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

😂😂😂