lex loser

my friends tell me i'm funny

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

manifesting someone's resell ticket for olivia rodrigo on october 7th 🔮

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

parents visited for lunch and mom sent me a pic of milkshakes they stopped to get on their way home

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

and it feels like this forever?

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

they were right. girl math really is putting $5k towards a new car instead of spending $5k to fixing the current one

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

instead of public humiliation in the town square it's just an email with 10 people cc'd on

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

got treated like I was stupid at work today

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

grillo sonic burger 10/10

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

imposter syndrome or am i actually stupid

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

changed my own flat tire for the first time at 8am this morning

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

@suplopa .5 goes crazy

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

me this weekend at LDB

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

less than $500 to fix one part of my car or $2000 to fix two parts of my car

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

i was blessed today

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

adding "Please advise." at the end of all my work emails bc i do need advice and i'm asking kindly

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

final clean out of my first apartment had me like

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did the simpsons predict this

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

frontal lobe is in, melancholy is out

[lex loser @legglemyeggles]

worst fomo from fiddlehead boston show on my birthday

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live laugh ugh

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sonic 3 was crazy