Yolanda

I like men I like being with men I like to smell men I like to spell the word men and I like the word New because it's men backwards with an upside down m

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If Christmas trees are like upside down umbrellas then are umbrellas like upside down Christmas trees? #deepthoughtswithyolanda #followme #men

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Deep thoughts with Yolanda:
What does upside down music taste like?

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If kangaroos like jump does that make them like insects? #forrealconfused #reallydontknow

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Why is Nick Jonas like so attractive 🤢 #noticeme #iloveyou #ishelikefamousorsomething #yum

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Cooking with Yolanda:
Step one: open bag of chips
#boss #blessed #livinglifetothefullest #yousuck #mylifeisgreat #yolo #nobodycares

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Life tips with Yolanda:
Stay in school #please

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My life sucks with Yolanda:
My boyfriend just told me he loves me like #toclose like #bye

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Deep though guys with Yolanda:
What if every time a baby cries it means you will have good luck? If so I'm going to have really good luck

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Life tips with Yolanda:
You don't have to do school to learn how to eat cake

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DIY with Yolanda:
Bleach/body bag
1. Go to da store
2. Ask for cardboard box for personal use
3. Put items in said box
4. ...

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Relationships advice with Yolanda: the more relationships you are in the less likely you are to get caught #beencaughttomanytimes

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Parenting with Yolanda:
Kid cried to much #ducktapefixseverything

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My life's better than yours with Yolanda:
I just got like the #unicornfrappucino my life is like so good

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My life sucks with Yolanda:
My phone charger is only 3 and a half inches long and I am sitting 4 feet away from the wall

[Yolanda @legitYolanda]

#followme #follow #imcool #please #men

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Deep thoughts with Yolanda
If rain is like, angel tears there must be hecka lot of angels #thusdaythoughts #deepthoughtswithyolanda