Legit Concerns

Freshly juiced from the mind of @MeowWolf artist Mikey Rae, Legit Concerns reflects the absurdity of the mundane and the hilarity of the existential.

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I can’t tell whether I’m speaking out loud or not.

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Can you please ask that clown to stop crying?

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Your darn right I dug every inch of the ten foot hole I’m currently living in.

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I’m from the Slam Dunkaroo Generation.

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Fun Fact: Frosty the Snowman’s Eyes are actually not made out of coal, but out of one thousand black widow spiders.

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...but when I asked her to prom, I accidentally called it “parm”.

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My happiness can seem like such a guilty pleasure.

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I don’t even know what the economy is.

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Is it just me or is a grand, dark feeling of emptiness floating into the room and clouding our senses?

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Maybe it’s @Maybelline - or maybe it’s the unending pain of existence.

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I’d like to see how many Junior Mints you can fit in your mouth.

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Do I dare to eat a peach? I shall wear a neon speedo and jog along the beach.

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I’ve worked too hard to cave in now.
I’m NEVER going to brush my teeth.

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Fate, you’re a rotten bastard.

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It’s hard to be your shelf.

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

compulsive self-analysis that leads nowhere is my jam

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Let compassion guide you.

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Yes!

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Being weird is cool.

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Is THIS a rhetorical question?