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Legit Bible Quotes

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[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Hope you all enjoy the birthday of the baby Jesus.

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And Moses said to Jesus: "Fuck bitches get high" *Legs open similar to the sea"

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"George shoots Lennie" - Mark 21:3

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"Hitler will be a nice guy" - Mark 21:4

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@tipssytaylor "You ain't getting the follow" - Psalms 22:42

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"Where the Nash Grier follow at?" - Jesus

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@ItsWaltBitch "I fucked ted" - Mary

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"No Joseph you are not going out wearing that. You look like a twat." Mark 25:2

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"Don't forget the three Fs" - Matthew 4:1

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"Nudes would be appreciated" - Luke 23:3

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"Have you got Ebola?" - Jesus

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"I'm on me mums crucifix, nail nail" - Jesus

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"Find 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em" - Jeremiah 2:3

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"GCSE's don't count for shit" - Jesus

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"That cross was some kinky shit" - Jesus

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"After delivering their gifts, the three wise men had a violent threesome" - The Christmas Story

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"Jesus, your mum cannot be a virgin she be soooo fine" - Mark 23:1