Britman

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[Britman @legitbritman]

Bunged up the employee toilet with a shit that stares back at you 💩💩💩 #winning #ilovepooping #thebigone #shootme #questionableethicsintheworkplace

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@TheTopGroper ok m8

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@ltc_levi Have you tried to live love and laugh ?

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My favourite part of using Windows is when it changes the keyboard to US instead of UK english! WHEYYYY NO WONDER I CANT ENTER MY FUCKING PASSWORD

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Wait shit that’s not right

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No matter how bad life gets, pick up a cigarette

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Hey mate

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Excuse me? Life goals! Where did they bloody go mate!

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What's happening? My mind is telling me to put my car in a garage and leave the engine running so I breathe in toxic fumes and fall asleep peacefully because of it and die from lack of oxygen.

[Britman @legitbritman]

Right tweet time, me when I tweet and nobody can see these tweets because I have nobody other than the voices in my head to judge!

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I'm genuinely surprised how males fall for female bullshit sometimes fr

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If she really wanted you, she would break up with her current man and date you (realest advice)

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@beingsillybabex (real af)

[Britman @legitbritman]

We (including the voices) attract retardation

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Hi mate , just accepted 10 billion pounds in fake notes lmao!!!

[Britman @legitbritman]

New investment scam idea, tell someone you'll double their life savings, offer them a sample investment of £100 and give them £200 as a fake return, then when they believe investing in you is good and they give you their life savings, leave and never speak to this person again.

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Me applying for new jobs in my current workplace because I am insufferably bored at my current dead end job.

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Need a Lego wank rn fr

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When another manager attempts to attack you with purpose at work because he doesn't like you and then storms out like a big fucking crybaby.

[Britman @legitbritman]

It’s all a lie

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When the sleep schedule is immensely broken but it’s ok . RELAX ... DRINK STELLA!