how it feels liking boypussy and girlcock and boyhole and girlpussy and girlhole and boystrap and girlstrap and everything ever because im a pervert and i am free
y'all want a boyfriend for EVERYTHING bruh. take your lil siblings to the pumpkin patch, facetime your grandparents, make your mom a spooky basket, travel somewhere with a friend, go out to eat w your family, fuck
when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea
taking meds on an empty stomach: tummy hurts
exercising on an empty stomach: low energy
socializing on an empty stomach: cranky
drinking on an empty stomach: