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[soph @legitsophtemp]

really bad start to 2020 when i woke up at 5:42am and they already took friends off of netflix. frick.

[trash jones @jzux]

i can’t be on love island because they’d have to drag me away from the ping pong table

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I think Dr Pepper is a Gynecologist

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Me: asleep in bed “sightly adjusts leg”

My cat: the energy became incredibly hostile here. I’m just going to go…. Would rather sleep on the couch than deal with your disrespect.

[🗣️ @vzzeo]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

[𓏵 @laceddotz]

what’s the point of having boobs if nobody six seven them

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[miia @miiagarro]

i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[📿 @amandanvc]

Auntie can’t keep doing 2 hour episodes they needa wrap this shit up lmao

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[finy @finyy___]

Kanye’s fashion influence is so embedded into culture now that people don’t even realize they’re wearing his vision.

[He_is @Kentrell600]

Females who park backwards is too deep in the streets for me 😂😂😂

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i love that cats can fully transform an ordinary windowsill into a place of spiritual significance just by sitting there

[Zion @zionszzn]

I hate a 4 way stop cus everybody stupid

[Destiny Lugardo @destiny_lugardo]

Reading Terminal Market is telling you to go to Chili’s on Memorial Day.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast