Two packets of crisps are strolling down the street when a car pulls alongside them...
The driver asks if they would like a lift.
The crisps say, "No thanks, we're Walkers."
#britainsfavouritecrisps
Rough Ready Reckoner based on predicted future price cap...
If you pay ยฃ100/mth now, from Oct ยฃ165, Jan ยฃ170
If you pay ยฃ150/mth now, from Oct ยฃ250, Jan ยฃ255
If you pay ยฃ200/mth now, from Oct ยฃ330, Jan ยฃ340
If you pay ยฃ300/mth now, from Oct ยฃ495, Jan ยฃ510
I'm sorry.
@StretfordPaddck Thought he was really good for us up until lockdown. Since the restart he's been shocking. Not sure if he can turn a bad 18 months around.
9 years old and had complete happiness. My mom had said a few minutes prior if Utd win I'll take you to see the trophies. Jokes on her. Met Sir Alex on the trip too. Legendary