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your favorite bartenders least favorite barback

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

started taking my power bank to work to steal some free electricity

[CASH @caymarjr]

mexicans would watch a snail
race if there was a snail from mexico competing

[beast @treatbeast]

hello i'm a white guy who's never been told no my entire life and this is my indie adult animated sitcom inspired by smiling friends and seinfeld

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Hummingbirds can pollinate up to 2,000 flowers a day and usually live around 4 years. She likely visited around 3 million plants before floating away on one she helped bloom.

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[grovy @grovymango]

what happened to that japanese monkey that was getting its ass beat

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products

[kass @legofrog_]

SIMÓN 🔥

[Blair McNally 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BlairMcNally1]

THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OMG 😭😭😭

VAMOSSS CHICHARRONNN! 😍

[hamdi @xamdl4]

Fuck it Wii Ball

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my frog wife if we were snuggling in a pond and in love